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Daniel Negreanu: Albert Einstein “Overrated”

July 30, 2013 |

Negreanu unhesitatingly deems the esteemed scientist a “complete donk”, “overrated” and a “luckbox” in his latest video blog,

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Phil Laak Diagnosed with Phil Laak’s Disease

July 23, 2013 |

LAS VEGAS — After years of deteriorating physical and mental health, Phil Laak has been…

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Crockfords Accuses Phil Ivey of Using Black Magic

July 16, 2013 |

Crockfords Casino alleges use of “Dark and Mysterious Arts” as additional details of their counterclaim against Phil Ivey emerge.

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A Day in the Life of Phil Hellmuth

July 9, 2013 |

BCPoker recently acquired a page from Phil Hellmuth’s day planner, a fascinating insight into a typical day in the life of one of poker’s most successful players.

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DoJ To Return Full Tilt Poker Balances to Everyone But “Total Donks”

June 18, 2013 |

Our sources reveal that the DoJ is planning to return full Full Tilt balances to all American customers – except for players classified as “total donks.”

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PokerStars Giving Away Some Stuff For Whatever Hand it is Now

June 3, 2013 |

Poker players are starting to suspect that PokerStars’ heart is not really in the room’s latest billionth-hand promotion.

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Full Tilt Poker Demotes Gus Hansen to New To The Game Tables

May 20, 2013 |

DUBLIN — Full Tilt’s team of Professionals is lighter by one after Full Tilt announced that Gus Hansen has been demoted to FTP’s New to the Game Tables.

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Struggling Atlantic City Casino Heroically Fends Off Rescue Attempt

May 14, 2013 |

Atlantic Club Casino management congratulated themselves today for courageously undermining a deal to restore their ailing New Jersey property to health.

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Lock Poker Offering “We’re Not Broke Bonus”

May 6, 2013 |

CURACO — A sensational new promotion from Lock Poker: the troubled online poker site is now offering players a 10,000,000% bonus on any deposit.

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World Patronizingly Congratulates US on First Legal Poker Site

April 30, 2013 |

World reacts to “big news” of a legal online poker site opening in the US with flurry of sardonic responses.

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