Except instead of real cops and criminals, it’s all kids. And instead of playing holdem, they’re playing some weird game where the turn and the river are dealt at once.

And instead of chips, they’re betting cocaine and guns. And everyone dies. Just watch.

If you need to relax after that, here’s even more WTF: 15 minutes of some dude creepily shuffling around plastic poker chips (which he thinks are not plastic).