The Lock Poker cashout thread on TwoPlusTwo is not, generally speaking, a happy place.

Here’s a sample post that more or less sums it up:

114 god damn days and counting. you guys are ridiculous
check sent out on Dec 15th my a55

Anyhow, here’s my primary takeaway from the thread in Venn form:

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