Turns out that iPhone users have had the answers about Full Tilt Poker all along – they just had to ask Siri.

Below is a sampling* of what Siri has to say on the Full Tilt Poker situation. Some of this stuff is pretty controversial, and absolutely none of it is made up**.

Siri on Lederer

Siri, Where is my Full Tilt money?

* A fake sampling
** It is all absolutely*** made up
*** Really, totally fake