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BCPoker | July 27, 2016.

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WSOP Desperately Trying To Hype Imminent Final Table Of Nobodies

July 18, 2016 |

The WSOP have once again struck gold with the final table of their flagship event as the Main Event final table will likely be nine average white dudes.

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PokerStars Shows Signs Of Rejecting Full Tilt Transplant

July 13, 2016 |

Rumour has it that PokerStars has been admitted to hospital after the Full Tilt transplant, complaining of headaches and a damaged customer support team.

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IRS Celebrates 57th Consecutive WSOP Final Table

July 8, 2016 |

The DEA, apparently regretting their drunken bet that the IRS won’t make 60 final tables, is offering a “generous buyout” to the taxman.

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Gambler Who Took Over Mercier Bet From Vanessa Selbst Wants To Call It Off, Claims He Was Drunk

June 19, 2016 |

After taking over Vanessa Selbst’s action in a $1.8 million prop bet vs. Jason Mercier, an anonymous gambler is now claiming he was too drunk to do so.

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Following Colossus Success, WSOP Schedules The Behemoth For 2017

June 4, 2016 |

In response to the Colossus, the World Series of Poker has announced an event with a $200 buy-in, longer lines, fewer food options, and 20-handed tables.

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Local Poker Player Demands Investigation After Aces Cracked

May 18, 2016 |

A poker player, holding the belief that the game’s best hand can’t possibly lose a pot, has filed an official complaint over losing a hand with pocket aces.

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Man Develops Total Disease Immunity By Eating At Poker Tables

May 12, 2016 |

A Los Angeles-based card player is no longer able to contract any known diseases thanks to his habit of consistently eating meals at poker tables.

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Poker Player Tells Wife The Foreclosure Is “Just Variance”

April 26, 2016 |

An Atlantic City poker pro is assuring his family that the foreclosure on their home is “just variance” and that basic math suggests his luck will change.

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Poker Pro Only Selling Action To Investors Who Haven’t Heard Of “The Producers”

April 18, 2016 |

A poker pro has included an unusual request in a post selling action for the 2016 WSOP: investors must not know anything about Mel Brooks’ “The Producers.”

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Optimistic Man Marks Office Calendar With Complete 2016 WSOP Schedule

April 11, 2016 |

A 37-year-old man, quite optimistically, has marked off his office calendar with every 2016 WSOP event in anticipation of winning “at least two” bracelets.

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