Poker pro Brandon Cantu, owner of two WSOP bracelets, a WPT title and three maxed out credit cards, has been appointed to Trump’s cabinet this week.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer beat a field of over 1.5m people in the world’s largest poker tournament, beating a flush with a straight to win.
Plans to transform the White House into an all-new casino and exclusive boutique hotel (complete with waterproof mattresses) cleared to start this month.
“It’s clear you don’t need political experience, a realistic manifesto or even a basic level of human decency to get into the White House,” Hellmuth said.
Griffin Benger leads the Verbal Abuse Campaign, having presented his manifesto in the form of an angsty poem on a tear-stained piece of paper via Tumblr.