Plans to transform the White House into an all-new casino and exclusive boutique hotel (complete with waterproof mattresses) cleared to start this month.
“It’s clear you don’t need political experience, a realistic manifesto or even a basic level of human decency to get into the White House,” Hellmuth said.
Griffin Benger leads the Verbal Abuse Campaign, having presented his manifesto in the form of an angsty poem on a tear-stained piece of paper via Tumblr.
An unknown British man playing in the record-breaking €1m One Drop tournament in Monte Carlo has been identified as a member of the Secret Service.
Poker Hall of Fame members are proposing that membership be restricted to those who played extensively in 1960s Texas and have a geographical nickname.