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After Site Crash, Bovada Promises That All Bot Account Balances Are Safe

Joe Krisberg December 18, 2021

Putting minds at ease, Bovada Poker has assured customers that bot account balances will be safe in wake of a major outage.

15 Poker Players Die Of Hypothermia While Playing At Rio

Keith Woernle September 15, 2021

In what officials are calling the worst tragedy to hit Las Vegas since the Epic Poker Tour, over a dozen poker players froze to death in the Amazon Room.

New TwoPlusTwo Owner Hand2Note Begins Work On Other Ways To Remove Fun From Poker

Joe Krisberg July 23, 2021

Plans include a book titled "How to Piss Off Opponents Even When Not in a Hand" with contributions from Men Nguyen, Mike Matusow, and the Ghost of Eskimo Clark.

Definitely Not Sexist Poker Fans Suggest Vanessa Kade Drop Sponsorship Over Phil Nagy’s Comments

Joe Krisberg June 18, 2021

After ACR CEO Phil Nagy made sexual harassment comments, definitely-not-sexist poker players determine the best course of action is for Vanessa Kade to resign.

Chris Moneymaker: I Have No Idea What’s Happening, But I’m 100% Sure ACR Is Doing Great

Robert Ireland May 26, 2021

2003 WSOP Main Event Champion Chris Moneymaker is bending over backwards to blindly defend his sponsor, illegal poker site America's Cardroom.

Millions Shocked By How Bad NCAA Brackets Turned Out

Joe Krisberg April 2, 2021

Millions of basketball fans are left shocked and dismayed at how their NCAA March Madness brackets turned out.

WSOP To Replace Gold Bracelets With NFT Bracelets

Joe Krisberg March 22, 2021

If you've ever dreamt of winning a WSOP bracelet of your own, now you can dream of having a digital representation of one instead.

How To Get 100 Free Tickets As A New Player At Bet365 Bingo

Robert Ireland March 15, 2021

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