Yes, Internet - Phil Ivey is Black

More fun with Google search suggestions.

Last week we clued you in to what the world wants to know about poker players. Now here’s a peek into the zeitgeist for what answers people are demanding about Phil Ivey.

For the thousands of people who have (apparently) come to Google with these pressing queries, I can offer some help.

• Phil Ivey is black.
• Phil Ivey is divorced.
• Phil Ivey doesn’t seem like he’s broke.

Also: here’s a collection of the few times when Phil Ivey looked uncool.