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BonusCodePoker | October 21, 2019.

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Parody Poker News Archives - Page 20 of 24 - BonusCodePoker

Las Vegas Larry Sees Shadow; Six More Weeks Of Run Bad Forecast

February 2, 2016 |

Groundhog Las Vegas Larry has unfortunately seen his shadow on Groundhog Day, forecasting six more weeks of run bad for poker players.

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Prop Bet Booked On Whether Poker Pro Can Be A Normal Human Being

January 27, 2016 |

A Las Vegas-based poker pro has booked a bet on whether or not he can act like a “normal” human for a period of one month. We wish him luck.

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Pokerstars Security Officer “Finds True Calling,” Leaves To Start Weirdest Porn Site Ever

January 21, 2016 |

When high-volume poker players began submitting responses to PokerStars’ request for videos of them playing, one security officer discovered a new passion.

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Couple Bankrupt From DFS Comforted They Weren’t Gambling

January 15, 2016 |

A couple who lost their home playing DFS takes comfort in the fact that they weren’t gambling, and that their misfortune was just a lack of skill.

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Poker Players Furious At WSOP For Overly Round Chips

June 8, 2015 |

Players at this year’s World Series of Poker have angrily declared that the chips used for play are, without a doubt, simply far too round.

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Man Who Gets Full Tilt Refund Check Can’t Remember What Full Tilt Is

March 17, 2015 |

While happy to find the unexpected funds in his mailbox, Jason Sturgin cannot recall exactly what Full Tilt is or why they’re sending him money.

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California Online Poker Stakeholders Unite Around “Bad Puns” Clause

February 20, 2015 |

Stakeholders in California’s contentious online poker battle have united around a drive to ban lawmakers from using lame-ass poker puns in press releases.

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Lock Poker Changes Name, Logo, Entire Brand to Extended Middle Finger

December 1, 2014 |

A major brand overhaul for embattled online poker site Lock Poker, with the name, logo and nearly every element of the room replaced by a middle finger.

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Is PokerStars’ RNG Fracturing The Space-Time Continuum? “Probably,” Say Experts

October 27, 2014 |

Theoretical physicists warn that the mechanics of PokerStars’ random number generator are likely to bring an end to life on Earth as we know it.

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Emboldened By Ivey Judgement, Crockfords Sues Thousands Of Other Customers For Not Losing

October 20, 2014 |

Emboldened by a legal victory against Phil Ivey, Crockfords has announced a wave of lawsuits against other customers who cheated the casino by not losing.

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