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A Day in the Life of Phil Hellmuth

July 9, 2013 |

BCPoker recently acquired a page from Phil Hellmuth’s day planner, a fascinating insight into a typical day in the life of one of poker’s most successful players.

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DoJ To Return Full Tilt Poker Balances to Everyone But “Total Donks”

June 18, 2013 |

Our sources reveal that the DoJ is planning to return full Full Tilt balances to all American customers – except for players classified as “total donks.”

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PokerStars Giving Away Some Stuff For Whatever Hand it is Now

June 3, 2013 |

Poker players are starting to suspect that PokerStars’ heart is not really in the room’s latest billionth-hand promotion.

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Full Tilt Poker Demotes Gus Hansen to New To The Game Tables

May 20, 2013 |

DUBLIN — Full Tilt’s team of Professionals is lighter by one after Full Tilt announced that Gus Hansen has been demoted to FTP’s New to the Game Tables.

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Struggling Atlantic City Casino Heroically Fends Off Rescue Attempt

May 14, 2013 |

Atlantic Club Casino management congratulated themselves today for courageously undermining a deal to restore their ailing New Jersey property to health.

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Lock Poker Offering “We’re Not Broke Bonus”

May 6, 2013 |

CURACO — A sensational new promotion from Lock Poker: the troubled online poker site is now offering players a 10,000,000% bonus on any deposit.

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World Patronizingly Congratulates US on First Legal Poker Site

April 30, 2013 |

World reacts to “big news” of a legal online poker site opening in the US with flurry of sardonic responses.

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Wizard of Oz Grants Ray Bitar’s Request for a New Heart

April 23, 2013 |

EMERALD CITY — A sudden change of luck for Ray Bitar today, as the Wizard of Oz has agreed to grant the embattled former Full Tilt Poker head a new heart.

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Nevada Offering Online Poker License With Caesars Buffet Purchase

April 16, 2013 |

Online poker operator licenses now included with purchase of dinner buffet at Caesars in attempt to spur stalled industry.

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Former FTP Head Lederer In Desperate Need of Hair Transplant

April 9, 2013 |

Following the shocking news that Ray Bitar needs a heart transplant, lawyers for Howard Lederer reveal their client’s own critical medical situation.

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