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BonusCodePoker | February 25, 2018.

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Study Confirms All Poker Pros Are A Bunch Of Luckboxes

February 21, 2018 |

Poker dealers and losing poker players feel vindicated after a recent study confirmed what many knew all along – all poker pros are just a bunch of luck boxes.

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Several 2nd Place Finishers Come Forward With Chip-Dumping Allegations Against Mike Leah, Hashtag #IChoppedtoo Trends

February 15, 2018 |

In mere hours, Mike Leah’s win at WPT Fallsview quickly turned from glory into a national disgrace after the poker pro was accused of “buying” a title. In the fallout, dozens of pros have come forward to reveal they to have made deals with Mike Leah in exchange for titles.

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Listless, Slack-Jawed T.J. Cloutier Staring Helplessly At PioSolver Software

February 14, 2018 |

Defying overwhelming odds, seventy-eight year old T.J. Cloutier has gone from successful old-school pro without a computer to the latest master of GTO, which he has recently parlayed into an impressive high paying coaching gig.

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Doug Polk Nominated For Three American Poker Awards, Doug Polk’s Grandma Only Person Who Cares

February 12, 2018 |

Doug Polk led the way with three American Poker Award nominations to the event that honors poker’s greatest. Polk’s grandma, who is over the moon about the news, has confirmed her attendance. “I’m just so proud.”

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Erick Lindgren’s New Book Is Just 352 Pages Of Him Asking To Borrow Money

January 31, 2018 |

In an upcoming book probably unlikely to hit the New York Times Best Seller’s List, Erick Lindgren’s “Championship Poker: But First Can I Borrow Some Money” refrains from giving any poker advice while instead focusing on the fine art of borrowing money and how he’s good for it.

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Not Being At Table For Largest BBJ Ever Now Considered Worst Bad Beat

January 27, 2018 |

A recent record-breaking $1 million bad beat jackpot hit at the Motor City Casino in Detroit has hundreds of players across the country grumbling at how bad they run for not being there.

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Losing Poker Player About To Become Losing Crypto Trader

January 23, 2018 |

A Lansing Michigan man who has been struggling as a professional poker player has been energized by a $11 profit trading cryptocurrencies, leading some industry observers to speculate he may be the next self-proclaimed financial wunderkind.

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Kevin Hart Named Official Card Protector Of 2018 WSOP

January 19, 2018 |

Comedian and PokerStars Team Pro Kevin Hart continues to make his impressive mark on the game of poker after it was announced that he will skip out on playing the WSOP this year so can instead devote himself full time in serving as the official 2018 WSOP card protector.

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Man Confused That Molly’s Game Isn’t Like Rounders

January 17, 2018 |

A local man who saw a recent showing of Molly’s Game is reportedly disappointed that the movie is nothing like Rounders, although fellow moviegoers noted that it didn’t stop the man from muttering Rounders references throughout the movie.

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After Departure Of Team Pros, Victor Ramdin Actively Avoiding PokerStars Phone Calls

January 11, 2018 |

In the wake of departures from PokerStars pros Vanessa Selbst, Jason Mercier and Felipe Ramos, fellow pro Victor Ramdin has decided to lay low for awhile, no longer answering phone calls and choosing to leave his house through his bedroom window.

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