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15 Poker Players Die Of Hypothermia While Playing At Rio

June 17, 2017 |

In what officials are calling the worst tragedy to hit Las Vegas since the Epic Poker Tour, over a dozen poker players froze to death in the Amazon Room.

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Local Man Will Not Shut The F**k Up About Blockers

June 8, 2017 |

Jerry McNamara just discovered the simple poker concept of blockers but is acting like he’s discovered the secrets of time travel or something.

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Poker Player Can’t Wait to Start Podcast Absolutely No One Will Listen To

May 27, 2017 |

The podcast episodes are expected to be released every other day for two weeks, then once a month for a couple months, and then to disappear completely.

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Every Hand Local Man Plays Is “Unbelievable”

May 21, 2017 |

During one memorable hand, the flop had three spades. You read that correctly. “Unbelievable!” was all a local man could exclaim as others snapped photos.

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Las Vegas Homeless Stats Halved After UltimateBet Refund

May 12, 2017 |

UltimateBet and Absolute Poker were two of the biggest poker rooms in the world, which is incredible as sometimes their founders would just steal our money.

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After UB Refund, Poker Player Can Finally Lose Everything One Last Time

May 1, 2017 |

Andrew Stevenson lost his PokerStars refund and Full Tilt refund in a single night – now he can go for the Degenerate Triple Crown with his old UB bankroll.

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Bicycle Casino Shutdown Forces Man to Launder Money Old-Fashioned Way

April 5, 2017 |

The federal raid of Los Angeles’ Bicycle Casino is forcing drug dealer Julio Jackson to launder his dirty money the old-fashioned way like the rest of us.

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Dmitri Nobles Merchandise Not Selling As Hoped

March 27, 2017 |

Former WSOP Main Event Day 3 chip leader Dmitri Nobles is baffled that his celebrity poker status is not fuelling merchandise purchase online.

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Area Man Puts Opponent On Ace-King

March 22, 2017 |

Tales of Harold Walters, 54, and his legendary hand-reading abilities have spread from one end of the poker room to the same end of the poker room today.

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Matusow and Sheikhan Announce Grudge Match, No One Cares

March 13, 2017 |

Alleged poker pros Mike Matusow and Shawn Sheikhan are set to compete for $100 in a closet at the Gold Spike Casino in Las Vegas. Twitter isn’t that fussed.

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