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BonusCodePoker | November 22, 2017.

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Seat 5 Just Gonna Keep On Pretending To Understand Reverse Implied Odds

November 21, 2017 |

A 89 year old West Virginia poker player was recently observed pretending to comprehend reverse implied odds while two nearby whippersnappers discussed strategy at a local 1/2 game.

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Poker Player Displays World-Class Skills While Drunk

November 20, 2017 |

Todd Brunson is among a growing list of pros becoming increasingly worried over a loose-passive Las Vegas regular who suddenly plays world class poker when drunk.

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Leon Tsoukernik Casually Suing Every Person He Sees In Casino

November 17, 2017 |

King’s Casino owner Leon Tsoukernik has sued everybody he has encountered since countersuing Matt Kirk for $2 million earlier this month.

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Naked Man In Bellagio Actually Terminator Sent Back From 2049

November 16, 2017 |

Contrary to initial reports, a naked man recently seen at the Bellagio has been identified as a T-1200 sent back from the year 2049 to destroy a Holz/Polk/Cates alliance to save poker as we know it before it forms.

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Local Tournament Director Daydreams Of One Day Getting Matt Savage Autograph

November 14, 2017 |

Local tournament director Neil Anderson calls idol Matt Savage the “Jesus Christ” of tournament directors but remains too nervous to ask Savage for his autograph.

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Libratus Names Self Heads-Up Poker “Sim Of The Year”

November 13, 2017 |

In a stunning announcement, renowned poker bot Libratus has declared itself poker “Sim of the Year” after millions of hours of computation. Congrats, Libratus.

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Latest High Roller Is Just Three Germans Re-Entering Twelve Times Each

November 7, 2017 |

Fedor Holz is among three German players who dominated a recent 3-man high roller. Holz’s victory came at the hands of a deal between the three players and the letter H.

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New Disorder Appears In Wake Of PA Online Poker Legislation

November 6, 2017 |

The use of “One Time” has increased 400% since a landmark online gambling bill was passed in Pennsylvania last week leading anxious online gamblers to demand action in their own states.

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Allen Kessler Fails To Win WSOP Bracelet, Poker Room Employees Breathe Sigh Of Relief

October 31, 2017 |

Poker dealers — and most human beings in general — are celebrating zero-time bracelet winner Allen Kessler coming up short in his bid to win his first WSOP bracelet.

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Judge Declares Gamblers “Should Never Win Anything” In A Casino

October 30, 2017 |

Winning at a casino could be a thing of the past after a judge declared that “Gamblers should never win anything” less than a week after the Phil Ivey edge sorting case.

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