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Poker Masters Champion Jacket To Be Designed By John Hesp

August 14, 2017 |

The John Hesp jacket was all the rage during the WSOP. Now the bloke has parlayed his newly found fame into a gig designing the new Poker Masters jacket.

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WSOP Debuts 1-877-BAD-BEAT For Bad Beat Story Emergencies

August 10, 2017 |

WSOP players who suffered bad beats this summer in Las Vegas now have somewhere to turn. Tell a loved one you know help is available – 1-877-BAD-BEAT.

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Exclusive Interview With Chris Ferguson: “I Keep Cashing Just To Piss You Off”

July 24, 2017 |

Apparently, Chris Ferguson had like 194 cashes at this year’s WSOP. After each one, he smiled softly because he knows just how much it tilts you.

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Real-life Mike McDermott Kinda Wishes He’d Stayed In Law School

July 21, 2017 |

“OK, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker who dropped out of law school to pursue poker, then you are the sucker.” – Rounders (Miramax), 1998

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King of Hearts Sues For Defamation

July 12, 2017 |

The King says that he has suffered unduly due to his well-known moniker “the Suicide King,” a source of frustration and sadness for the monarch.

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International Fancy Play Syndrome Foundation Plans Telethon

July 4, 2017 |

Billions are lost every year by professional poker players who fall victim to idiots with just top pair who don’t know they should fold the best hand.

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15 Poker Players Die Of Hypothermia While Playing At Rio

June 17, 2017 |

In what officials are calling the worst tragedy to hit Las Vegas since the Epic Poker Tour, over a dozen poker players froze to death in the Amazon Room.

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Local Man Will Not Shut The F**k Up About Blockers

June 8, 2017 |

Jerry McNamara just discovered the simple poker concept of blockers but is acting like he’s discovered the secrets of time travel or something.

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Poker Player Can’t Wait to Start Podcast Absolutely No One Will Listen To

May 27, 2017 |

The podcast episodes are expected to be released every other day for two weeks, then once a month for a couple months, and then to disappear completely.

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Every Hand Local Man Plays Is “Unbelievable”

May 21, 2017 |

During one memorable hand, the flop had three spades. You read that correctly. “Unbelievable!” was all a local man could exclaim as others snapped photos.

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