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“Oh, By the Way, the Cash-Out Curse Was Real,” Cackles A Smug Russ Hamilton While Smoking A Cigar With His Feet On His Desk
November 14, 2018 | Pete Carter
During a recent impromptu press conference, Russ Hamilton nonchalantly confirmed what many players had suspected all along — that Ultimate Bet implemented a strict one-week cashout curse on players who withdrew from the site.
Read MoreCryptocurrency Online Poker Rooms Generate 25 Million Coins Of Revenue In October, Which Is A Lot? Not A Lot? Maybe Nothing?
November 8, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Crypto poker rooms recently generated their 25 millionth monthly coin and the 11 poker players frequenting the tables across the net couldn’t be happier.
Read MoreMan Swears That He’s Making His Very Last Deposit Into Poker Site
November 1, 2018 | Bart Shirley
After figuring out the secret to online poker bankroll management, a local man is now swearing up and down that this is his last deposit.
Read MoreLeaked ESPN Meeting Transcript Reveals Rejected Poker-Themed 30 For 30s
October 25, 2018 | Pete Carter
As ESPN releases the 30 for 30 Audio Podcast on Chris Moneymaker’s legendary 2003 WSOP Main Event win, BonusCodePoker uncovers podcast ideas that were ultimately rejected by ESPN.
Read MoreUnited States DOJ Kinda Just Waiting On A Slow Day To Shut Down Global Poker
October 18, 2018 | Pete Carter
Social gaming poker room Global Poker could be the latest poker room to feel the wrath of the DOJ, but only once they get around to it and then only maybe.
Read MoreGuy Who Lost Coin Flip Acting Like It’s The End Of The Whole Goddamn World
October 15, 2018 | Pete Carter
A 54-year old poker player was said to be flabbergasted after a young pro called his AQ with pocket fours, which he lost despite desperate screams for an ace to flop.
Read MoreFive More Atlantic City Casinos Suing Phil Ivey Because “It Just Sorta Seems Like Fun”
October 5, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Phil Ivey lawsuits pile up as casinos across the globe realize that Phil Ivey runs terrible at winning lawsuits filed against him.
Read MoreRemoval Of November Nine Causes Startling Lack Of “Meet The WSOP Final Table” Articles
September 28, 2018 | Pete Carter
2018 WSOP Main Event final tablers voice reget at 2017 decision to retire the so-called “November 9.”
Read MoreWill Kassouf Takes Off Mask To Reveal He’s Been Chino Rheem This Whole Time
September 21, 2018 | Pete Carter
Chino Rheem comes clean after the William Kassouf chip stealing incident, revealing he’s been wearing portraying who the poker world has come to know as “William Kassouf” this whole time.
Read MoreNew PokerGo Show Is Nothing But Clips Of Phil Ivey Turning Down Interview Requests
September 19, 2018 | Keith Woernle
In “Maybe Next Time,” PokerGo’s newest poker reality show, poker fans get to experience the exciting world of Phil Ivey declining an interview request.
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