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Dan Cates Spends Valentine’s Day Sighing, Staring Out Rainy Window Thinking About Durrrr Challenge
February 15, 2019 | Pete Carter
On Thursday, Dan “Jungeleman” Cates struggled to muster up the energy to celebrate Valentine’s Day, choosing instead to reminisce about days gone by of the durrrr Challenge.
Read MoreWSOP Announcer Confirms Rumors, Will NOT Be Joining PokerStars
February 7, 2019 | David Huber
On the same week that Jeff Gross and Jaime Staples announced their departures from PokerStars, WSOP commentator Norman Chad confirms he is definitely not joining the top online poker room.
Read MoreMother of Twitch-Streaming Poker Pro Figures It’s Just Easier to Tell Her Friends He’s Dead
January 31, 2019 | Keith Woernle
A mother of a notable poker-player turned Twitch streamer has resorted to telling friends he has died in an effort to avoid awkward conversations that require explaining what he does for a living.
Read MorePSPC Winner Ramon Colillas Files for Bankruptcy After Paying Atlantis Resort Fees
January 21, 2019 | Keith Woernle
PSPC winner Ramon Colillas is broke after resort fees wiped out his entire $5.1 million victory earlier this month at the PokerStars Caribbean Adventure.
Read MoreLocal Man Who Almost Won Platinum Pass Certain He Would Have Won Whole PSPC
January 9, 2019 | Keith Woernle
A local man who is at home watching coverage of the PSPC says he was robbed of the title when he came in 87th place during a Moneymaker PSPC qualifying event.
Read MoreSeveral Bots Accuse Real Humans Of Playing At Americas CardRoom
December 11, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Are there human beings playing on ACR? That’s what many top poker bots are alleging with many concerned ACR is not taking the issue seriously.
Read MoreFood Tray Next To Poker Table Is Actually Freddy Deeb
November 29, 2018 | Keith Woernle
With two-time WSOP bracelet winner Freddy Deeb mostly out of the poker limelight, incidents of Deeb being mistaken for a food tray have increased exponentially with the veteran player taking it all in stride.
Read MoreGamble-crazy Players Begin Playing Ridiculous “Action Poker” Variant
November 21, 2018 | Bart Shirley
Move over Short Deck Poker, enter “Action Poker,” a new game that seemlessly melds hold’em, coin flips and a variant of duck-duck-goose?
Read More“Oh, By the Way, the Cash-Out Curse Was Real,” Cackles A Smug Russ Hamilton While Smoking A Cigar With His Feet On His Desk
November 14, 2018 | Pete Carter
During a recent impromptu press conference, Russ Hamilton nonchalantly confirmed what many players had suspected all along — that Ultimate Bet implemented a strict one-week cashout curse on players who withdrew from the site.
Read MoreCryptocurrency Online Poker Rooms Generate 25 Million Coins Of Revenue In October, Which Is A Lot? Not A Lot? Maybe Nothing?
November 8, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Crypto poker rooms recently generated their 25 millionth monthly coin and the 11 poker players frequenting the tables across the net couldn’t be happier.
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