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PokerStars Awards Platinum Pass For ‘Any Information That Leads To The Swift And Fiery Justice Of DDoS Hackers”
August 28, 2018 | Keith Woernle
PokerStars is giving away one final Platinum Pass, this time for the apprehension and/or elimination of the bastard who brought the poker room to a screeching halt from recent DDoS Attacks.
Read MoreMan Woken From 10-Year Coma Asks How His Favorite Players Clonie Gowen, Erick Lindgren, And Howard Lederer Are Doing
August 20, 2018 | Keith Woernle
The family of a Full Tilt Poker super-fan that recently emerged from a decade-long coma are struggling with how to explain the fate of the poker room that gave immeasurable meaning to his life.
Read MoreMen The Master Releases Angle Shooting Training Course
August 17, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Men “The Master” Nguyen parlays attention from latest scumbaggery at the felt into a new training course, “Angel Angle” which details how you too can be the biggest scammer at your poker table.
Read MoreLocal Player Still Complaining About Bad Beat From 2007
August 9, 2018 | Keith Woernle
An exclusive BCP report on a Houston, TX man and his continued struggle to come to terms with a bad beat he received during a January 2007 Tunica tournament.
Read MoreMen “The Master” Nguyen Enters Tournament With Half The Chips In Play
August 3, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Men “The Master” Nguyen lives up to him namesake after putting on a clinic on his way to accumulating 33 million of the 28 million chips in play during the first day of a recent tournament.
Read MoreAll Gaming Operators In The World To Become A Single Company In 2020
July 31, 2018 | Bart Shirley
Every single existing company that has anything to do with gambling will merge in 2020, despite concerns from antitrust watchdogs.
Read MorePoker Pro Prepares For Six-Figure Real-World Job
July 27, 2018 | Pete Carter
A mid-stakes Las Vegas poker player seeks to leverage limitless skills earned through poker into easy six-figure job.
Read MoreNew Poker Variant Drawmageucy Creating Several $1,000,000+ Pots At The Rio
July 16, 2018 | Pete Carter
A new poker variant called Drawmageucy is taking the poker world by storm, despite the fact that its almost universally being referred to as, as um… a “poopalooza” by players and industry observers.
Read More5 Guys Who Definitely Have No Shot At Catching Hellmuth
July 13, 2018 | Pete Carter
Someday, somebody may eventually catch up to Phil Hellmuth’s record breaking 15 WSOP bracelet mark. But it wont be these dudes.
Read MorePhil Hellmuth Wants Piece Of S*#t At The Table To Know How F#*%ing Positive He Is
July 13, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Staying true to the theme of his latest book, Positivity, Phil Hellmuth calls player the worst player on the planet in the most positive way possible.
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