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We Forced A Bot To Watch Over 100 Hours Of High Stakes Poker And Then Asked It To Write An Episode Of Its Own. Here Is The First Page
March 7, 2019 | Keith Woernle
BonusCodePoker forced a bot to watch 100 episodes of the classic High Stakes Poker TV show. It then wrote an episode of its own. Here is the first page.
Read MoreNew PokerStars Game Furnace Just A Virtual Fire to Throw Money Into
February 26, 2019 | Bart Shirley
PokerStars players are scrambling for a GTO strategy after the largest online poker room unexpectedly released their latest innovation called Furnace, a game where players for the first time can throw their money into a virtual fire.
Read MoreWSOP Announces New Policy To Give Middle Finger To All Players After Cashes
February 21, 2019 | Pete Carter
Following complaints from customers, the WSOP will now give the middle finger to all players after they cash in an event at the prestigious poker series.
Read MorePokerStars Encourages Boycotts Of Every Tournament
February 20, 2019 | Partick Spewing
After the failure of last Sunday’s boycott of the $5,200 Turbo Series High Roller, PokerStars is reportedly encouraging players from all walks of life to stage their own boycotts on PokerStars.
Read MorePokerStars’ New Rewards System Now Allows You To Hand Cash Directly To Shareholders
February 19, 2019 | Pete Carter
Under the new PokerStars Rewards program, players will avoid the hassle of rake increases in favor of direct transfers of whatever you have on you to PokerStars shareholders.
Read MoreDan Cates Spends Valentine’s Day Sighing, Staring Out Rainy Window Thinking About Durrrr Challenge
February 15, 2019 | Pete Carter
On Thursday, Dan “Jungeleman” Cates struggled to muster up the energy to celebrate Valentine’s Day, choosing instead to reminisce about days gone by of the durrrr Challenge.
Read MoreWSOP Announcer Confirms Rumors, Will NOT Be Joining PokerStars
February 7, 2019 | David Huber
On the same week that Jeff Gross and Jaime Staples announced their departures from PokerStars, WSOP commentator Norman Chad confirms he is definitely not joining the top online poker room.
Read MoreMother of Twitch-Streaming Poker Pro Figures It’s Just Easier to Tell Her Friends He’s Dead
January 31, 2019 | Keith Woernle
A mother of a notable poker-player turned Twitch streamer has resorted to telling friends he has died in an effort to avoid awkward conversations that require explaining what he does for a living.
Read MorePSPC Winner Ramon Colillas Files for Bankruptcy After Paying Atlantis Resort Fees
January 21, 2019 | Keith Woernle
PSPC winner Ramon Colillas is broke after resort fees wiped out his entire $5.1 million victory earlier this month at the PokerStars Caribbean Adventure.
Read MoreLocal Man Who Almost Won Platinum Pass Certain He Would Have Won Whole PSPC
January 9, 2019 | Keith Woernle
A local man who is at home watching coverage of the PSPC says he was robbed of the title when he came in 87th place during a Moneymaker PSPC qualifying event.
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