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Book Review: No-Limit Hold’em For Advanced Players – For Tough Games By Matthew Janda, Or, Why I’m Too Stupid To Play Poker Anymore
November 4, 2019 | Bart Shirley
I can’t even: A brutally honest personal review of Matthew Janda’s “No-Limit Hold’em For Advanced Players” and why I realize I might be too simple-minded to play poker in 2019.
Read MoreMike Postle To Unveil Phone Carrier for Crotch-based Usage
October 24, 2019 | Bart Shirley
Recognizing a huge void in the live streaming cheating market, Mike Postle is set to introduce the “Crotch Cradle” phone holder, which boasts effortless viewing of God-Mode software, minimizing stiff necks.
Read MoreBored Poker Community Kinda Wishing Mike Postle Would Start Cheating Again
October 21, 2019 | Pete Carter
With the Mike Postle and Stones Live cheating scandal calming down in recent days, some bored members of the poker community kind of sort of wish Postle would start cheating again — but just a little bit.
Read MoreMike Postle To Be Inducted Into Poker Hall Of Fame
October 5, 2019 | Partick Spewing
After being cleared of all allegations in its 45-minute investigation of Stones Live Poker steams, Mike Postle has immediately been inducted into the 2020 Poker Hall of Fame, leapfrogging over the formalities of the nominating process.
Read MoreJoe Ingram Launches Investigation Into Phil Ivey Over Unusual Success
September 30, 2019 | Pete Carter
Poker pro and online personality Joey Ingram has announced that he is leading an investigation into Phil Ivey, citing Ivey’s unusual success as reason enough to investigate.
Read MoreAndrew Lichtenberger Tired Of Mom Asking When LuckyChewyPoker Will Launch
September 23, 2019 | Keith Woernle
In development since at least 2016, nobody is more eager about the launch of LuckyChewyPoker more than the mother of Andrew Lichtenberger.
Read MorePoker Players Go To Extreme Lengths To Sabotage Venetian $150K
September 17, 2019 | Pete Carter
In the wake of controversy over the Venetian’s $150k “Total Prize Pool,” poker players are banding together to keep participation in the event to a minimum.
Read MorePoker Player Who Dropped Out of Med School To Make $23,000 A Year Grinding The WSOP Circuit Beginning To Have Second Thoughts
September 6, 2019 | Keith Woernle
A poker pro who currently grinds the WSOP Circuit for $23k a year ponders whether skipping medical school was the best choice.
Read MoreACR To Limit Bots To Only 4 Tables At Once
August 27, 2019 | Pete Carter
Poker players are outraged that Americas Cardroom’s decision to limit bots to four tables at a time doesn’t go far enough.
Read MoreHomeless Man Passed Out On Beach Turns Out To Just Be Jason Mercier Taking A Nap
August 25, 2019 | Pete Carter
Jason Mercier was arrested this week after being mistaken for a sleeping homeless man on a beach in Miami while enjoying a day out with his family.
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