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Man Who Finally Won First Tournament Unfortunately Only Won It On ClubWPT
May 2, 2019 | Pete Carter
A poker player who won a million during a tournament has his enthusiasm tempered after realizing the victory came while playing on ClubWPT.
Read MorePennsylvania Man Looking Forward To Losing Money At Home Now
April 26, 2019 | Bart Shirley
With the launch of online poker in Pennsylvania less than three months away, a Levittown, PA player is already pondering the perks of this brave new world.
Read MoreIf WSOP Moves, Where Will Poker Players Go To Get Mugged, Legionnaires’ Disease?
April 19, 2019 | Bart Shirley
The world’s top poker pros react to rumors of a possible move of the WSOP from the Rio, questioning where they will go for the character-building muggings and disease contractions.
Read MorePorn Stars vs Poker Players vs Pro Gamers
April 8, 2019 | Pete Carter
BonusCodePoker takes a look at the similarities between poker players, adult film stars, and professional gamers.
Read More“Shipitshell” Wins PokerStars NJ Sunday Special On March 31
April 1, 2019 | Bart Shirley
A New Jersey poker player “shipitshell” won the Sunday Special yesterday for $5,897.43.
Read MoreDaniel Negreanu Now Celebrating Wins With Goal Horn
March 29, 2019 | Bart Shirley
A staunch supporter of adding excitement to poker, Daniel Negreanu has recently been seen — and heard — taking a hockey goal horn with him to tables, which he unleashes every time he wins a pot.
Read MoreBonusCodePoker Snubbed By Global Poker Awards For 5th Straight Year!
March 26, 2019 | Staff
BonusCodePoker, the legendary poker satire site beloved by millions, has been rebuffed by the Global Poker Awards for the fifth straight year after receiving zero nominations for the illustrious award.
Read Morepartypoker Goes All In, Changes Name To pokerstars
March 21, 2019 | Partick Spewing
Wrestling with the best way to emulate PokerStars’ heyday, partypoker has decided to forego the formalities and immediately rename the online poker room to “pokerstars.”
Read MoreHuck Seed Looking To Book Action On Climb Inspired By “Free Solo”
March 13, 2019 | Richard Power
Inspired after watching Academy-Award winning “Free Solo,” Huck Seed has decided to scale Yosemite’s El Capitan with nothing but a steely determination that comes from having absolutely nothing to live for.
Read MoreWe Forced A Bot To Watch Over 100 Hours Of High Stakes Poker And Then Asked It To Write An Episode Of Its Own. Here Is The First Page
March 7, 2019 | Keith Woernle
BonusCodePoker forced a bot to watch 100 episodes of the classic High Stakes Poker TV show. It then wrote an episode of its own. Here is the first page.
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