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All Gaming Operators In The World To Become A Single Company In 2020
July 31, 2018 | Bart Shirley
Every single existing company that has anything to do with gambling will merge in 2020, despite concerns from antitrust watchdogs.
Read MorePoker Pro Prepares For Six-Figure Real-World Job
July 27, 2018 | Pete Carter
A mid-stakes Las Vegas poker player seeks to leverage limitless skills earned through poker into easy six-figure job.
Read MoreNew Poker Variant Drawmageucy Creating Several $1,000,000+ Pots At The Rio
July 16, 2018 | Pete Carter
A new poker variant called Drawmageucy is taking the poker world by storm, despite the fact that its almost universally being referred to as, as um… a “poopalooza” by players and industry observers.
Read More5 Guys Who Definitely Have No Shot At Catching Hellmuth
July 13, 2018 | Pete Carter
Someday, somebody may eventually catch up to Phil Hellmuth’s record breaking 15 WSOP bracelet mark. But it wont be these dudes.
Read MorePhil Hellmuth Wants Piece Of S*#t At The Table To Know How F#*%ing Positive He Is
July 13, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Staying true to the theme of his latest book, Positivity, Phil Hellmuth calls player the worst player on the planet in the most positive way possible.
Read MoreWe’re Not Gonna Touch What Happened To Maurice Hawkins With A 10-Foot Pole
July 12, 2018 | Pete Carter
For a millisecond we thought we might do an article on the tasteless Maurice Hawkins incident at the WSOP. Nah.
Read MoreChris Hemsworth Wears Phil Hellmuth Costume To Movie Premier
July 9, 2018 | Keith Woernle
Chris Hemsworth, the charismatic star of the iconic Thor character, turned heads at the premier of Ant-Man and the Wasp after making his grand entrance dressed as Phil Hellmuth.
Read MoreWSOP Main Event Day 1b Participant Promised A Bunch Of People That He’d Win
July 4, 2018 | Bart Shirley
An overconfident WSOP Main Event player who told dozens he “had it in the bag” is left searching for words after busting minutes into Day 1b.
Read MoreAfter Name Change, Poker Alliance Reassures Members Of Its Commitment To Remaining Ineffective
June 28, 2018 | Bart Shirley
The newly acquired and rebranded PokerAlliance is easing fears it will suddenly become competent under new ownership. “Calm down,” says new CEO.
Read MoreBonus Code Poker’s Job Made Easy When Hard Rock Casino Misspells Own Sign
June 25, 2018 | Keith Woernle
A typo on a misspelled thousand-foot Hard Rock Hotel and Casino sign in Atlantic City has BonusCodePoker staff updating LinkedIn pages.
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