Millions Shocked By How Bad NCAA Brackets Turned Out

Millions of basketball fans are left shocked and dismayed at how their NCAA March Madness brackets turned out.


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World Series Of Poker Broadcast Ranks #1 Among Males Age 18-39 Who Were Also Players At The Final Table

The 2020 WSOP Main Event coverage crushed the Neilsen ratings on Sunday night with almost all who made the final table tuning in.


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Man Who Quit Job To Become PokerBros Agent Beginning To Think It Was The Dumbest Thing A Person’s Ever Done

Local man who quit a lucrative and stable job to become a Poker Bros agent is now questioning his decision.


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God Informs Sheldon Adelson That Admission To Heaven Would Violate Wire Act

After Adelson's untimely passing and subsequent Heaven rejection comes word that Adelson has a plan for a grand new Heaven.


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Mike Matusow Swears That If You Give Him Just 50 Hall of Fame Votes, He’ll Give You Back 150 Votes In Two Years

If you help Mike Matusow out with some Poker Hall of Fame votes this year, he will pay you back with triple the votes in two years.


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Millionaire Playboy CEO Dan Bilzerian Finally Catches Big Break

Dan Bilzerian's recent signing with GGPoker is proving to fans that you really can accomplish anything you put your mind to.


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Daniel Negreanu And Doug Polk To Settle Feud Once And For All With Pistols At Dawn

“Wild” Doug Polk developed his marksmanship in his backyard while open-seated at high-stakes heads-up no-limit hold’em tables.


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Chicago Bulls Sign Mike McDonald To 5-Year, 65 Million Dollar Contract

"Playing pro basketball has always been a dream of mine ever since this afternoon when I found out I would be playing pro basketball."


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Learning Of GGPoker Crash, PokerStars CEO Remarks ‘Pity,’ Sips Drink, Smiles Softly While Staring Across Ocean

"Revenge never tasted so sweet," whispers the CEO while seated atop a throne forged from broken keyboards.


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New WSOP.com Customer Service Number Just Says “Deal With It” And Hangs Up

In an effort to address a totally predictable increase in phone calls for the WSOP Online Series this summer, WSOP.com has decided to just automatically hang up on you.


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