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Millionaire Playboy CEO Dan Bilzerian Finally Catches Big Break

Joe Krisberg December 7, 2020

Dan Bilzerian's recent signing with GGPoker is proving to fans that you really can accomplish anything you put your mind to.

Sam Grizzle Gains Automatic Entry Into Heaven for Punching Out Phil Hellmuth

Joe Krisberg October 22, 2020

Sam Grizzle was warmly welcomed into heaven this week for the honorable act of punching Phil Hellmuth in the face during his lifetime.

Phil Hellmuth To Dress Up As Roman Emperor For Walk From Bedroom To Computer Chair

Joe Krisberg June 26, 2020

Have no fear -- Phil Hellmuth is still set to stage a grand entrance for the 2020 WSOP Online Series this summer.

BonusCodePoker Mandates Poker Players Cease Posting Memes Of Poker Games Using Toilet Paper As Chips

Joe Krisberg March 20, 2020

An in-depth report on the worrying trend of scores of poker players armed with nothing more than a few rolls of toilet paper and an internet connection who suddenly think…

After Galfond Challenge Struggles, Phil Galfond Signs Up For Run It Once Training Course

Joe Krisberg January 30, 2020

As Phil Galfond losses mount up in his first of many heads-up challenges, the Galfond family gets creative in weathering the storm of his recent downswing.

Book Review: No-Limit Hold’em For Advanced Players – For Tough Games By Matthew Janda, Or, Why I’m Too Stupid To Play Poker Anymore

Joe Krisberg November 4, 2019

I can't even: A brutally honest personal review of Matthew Janda's "No-Limit Hold’em For Advanced Players" and why I realize I might be too simple-minded to play poker in 2019.

ACR To Limit Bots To Only 4 Tables At Once

Joe Krisberg August 27, 2019

Poker players are outraged that Americas Cardroom's decision to limit bots to four tables at a time doesn't go far enough.

Cat Valdes Accidentally Seated In £1 Million Triton High Roller

Joe Krisberg August 1, 2019

Cat Valdes apparently thought she entered the $125 Venetian Nightly but instead was bought into the £1 Million Triton Poker event in London, 5200 miles away.

Several Bots Accuse Real Humans Of Playing At Americas CardRoom

Keith Woernle December 11, 2018

Are there human beings playing on ACR? That's what many top poker bots are alleging with many concerned ACR is not taking the issue seriously.

“Oh, By the Way, the Cash-Out Curse Was Real,” Cackles A Smug Russ Hamilton While Smoking A Cigar With His Feet On His Desk

Joe Krisberg November 14, 2018

During a recent impromptu press conference, Russ Hamilton nonchalantly confirmed what many players had suspected all along -- that Ultimate Bet implemented a strict one-week cashout curse on players who…

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