It’s that time again where we stop talking about the near-satire-proof reality that the United States elected a racist reality TV star to the White House and start talking about our not-so-evil overlords at Bet365 Poker.

This time around, they’re giving away €17,000 a week in free cash. It’s by way of freerolls, but they’re All-In Shootouts so you don’t actually have to do anything.

That is, except be dealt K-Q suited, Q-J suited or J-T suited.

OK, what do I have to do?

Follow steps so simple even America’s electorate could follow them:

  • Open Bet365 Poker
  • Go to the Missions tab
  • Find the Premium Suits Missions
  • Press Start
  • Play poker

About the Missions

The Daily Missions and Weekly Missions are both extremely easy. In fact, if you play your regular cash games at Bet365 Poker then you’re bound to complete them.

You’ll receive a freeroll ticket for each Daily Mission or Weekly Mission that you complete.

Note that only hands played at No Limit Hold’em tables with three or more players at stakes of €0.05/€0.10 or £0.05/£0.10 and higher will count for Premium Suits Missions.

Premium Suits Daily Missions

Each day from 00:00 GMT to 23:59 GMT, you have the chance to complete Daily Missions and receive a freeroll ticket.

Just be dealt one of the following hands during the given week:

  • Monday, April 10 through Sunday, April 16: K-Q suited
  • Monday, April 17 through Sunday, April 23: Q-J suited
  • Monday, April 24 through Sunday, April 30: J-T suited

Premium Suits Weekly Missions

The Weekly Missions are even more straightforward.

Simply complete three Daily Missions in a given weekly period (00:00 GMT on Monday to 23:59 GMT on Sunday) in order to receive a freeroll ticket.

If you complete four Daily Missions, you’ll receive a bonus freeroll ticket.

About the freerolls: €17,000 each week

Each day there is an All-In Shootout freeroll for players who complete Daily Missions. It runs at 19:00 GMT and awards €1,000 in cash.

In addition, a €10,000 Premium Suits Freeroll runs each Sunday at 20:00 GMT. You can enter this one twice by completing both available Weekly Missions and double your chances of netting a prize.