Our Lord Jesus Christ Reminds Nick Marchington That He Would Also Like 10% Of His Winnings

Nick Marchington Lawsuit

Nick Marchington

Heaven – Looks like the debts are continuing to pile up for young Nick Marchington!

Just a week after being served a lawsuit for 10% his WSOP Main Event winnings, Marchington has learned that Christ and his church are also asking for a piece of the action.

In a statement to BCP, Jesus** wrote (in red letters):

โ€œThe Marchingtons have been members of the Church of England for many generations. And having received a baptism, communion, and confirmation in the Church, Nick entered upon an unspoken agreement to tithe 10% of his future earnings to further Godโ€™s kingdom. This 10% is kindly requested at his earliest possible convenience. Also, the juice is now running on it. 3 points a week.โ€

Talk about a divine message!

Sadly, the news only went from bad to worse for the 21-year-old seventh-place finisher. Shortly thereafter, Cliff โ€œJohnnyBaxโ€ Josephy came forward claiming he was owed money as well saying:

โ€œAfter backing every single player in the poker community, I have completely lost track of who owes me what. But one thing is certain – thereโ€™s no way somebody else is owed 10% and Iโ€™m not.โ€

And finally not to be left out, the IRS issued a statement saying, โ€œWe would also like some of Nickโ€™s money. Now sure, Nick isnโ€™t technically a US citizen. And sure the English arenโ€™t taxed on gambling winnings. And sure, we donโ€™t have a leg to stand on here. But look, Erick Lindgren hasnโ€™t given us a dime and rentโ€™s around the corner and the deficit is ballooning and can you just help us out man?โ€

Classic IRS.

Nick later took to Twitter to let everyone know that theyโ€™re being ridiculous, that heโ€™s probably not gonna pay anyone and to ask who Erick Lindgren was.

All in all, one thing is for certain: this looks to be a HUGE story in the world of poker until everybody completely forgets about it by Thursday.

**Disclaimer: โ€˜Jesus Christโ€™ or Jesusโ€™ is not to be confused with Chris โ€œJesusโ€ Ferguson, who sort of took 10% of everyoneโ€™s winnings already.

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