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BonusCodePoker | November 22, 2017.

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Posts ByKeith Woernle, Author at BonusCodePoker

Seat 5 Just Gonna Keep On Pretending To Understand Reverse Implied Odds

November 21, 2017 |

A 89 year old West Virginia poker player was recently observed pretending to comprehend reverse implied odds while two nearby whippersnappers discussed strategy at a local 1/2 game.

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Naked Man In Bellagio Actually Terminator Sent Back From 2049

November 16, 2017 |

Contrary to initial reports, a naked man recently seen at the Bellagio has been identified as a T-1200 sent back from the year 2049 to destroy a Holz/Polk/Cates alliance to save poker as we know it before it forms.

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Latest High Roller Is Just Three Germans Re-Entering Twelve Times Each

November 7, 2017 |

Fedor Holz is among three German players who dominated a recent 3-man high roller. Holz’s victory came at the hands of a deal between the three players and the letter H.

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Mom Reminds Poker Pro That Several Places Are Hiring

October 10, 2017 |

A highly successful professional poker player is reminded weekly by his mom that he could make up to $20 an hour at Amazon, Costco or H&R Block.

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Quoting Rounders Is Literally Only Skill Man Has

October 2, 2017 |

A man who has been rejected for 350 jobs but has watched Rounders nearly 1000 times wonders why he hasn’t been able to land a job.

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Next Year’s Poker Masters Jacket Already Awarded to Fedor Holz

September 25, 2017 |

Since Fedor Holz will win the 2018 Poker Masters Jacket, PokerGo and Aria have announced they will be forgoing the formalities and award it to Holz now

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Players To Boycott PokerStars Just As Soon As WCOOP Is Over

September 5, 2017 |

In a stunning development, PokerStars players will probably boycott the site after the WCOOP, assuming they feel like it and a juicy game doesn’t pop-up.

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Half Of Poker World Already Completely Forgotten Who Qui Nguyen Is

August 21, 2017 |

We think Qui Nguyen won the WSOP Main Event in 2016, but we’re not sure. Can anybody confirm if Nguyen won it that year — we’re at a loss.

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Exclusive Interview With Chris Ferguson: “I Keep Cashing Just To Piss You Off”

July 24, 2017 |

Apparently, Chris Ferguson had like 194 cashes at this year’s WSOP. After each one, he smiled softly because he knows just how much it tilts you.

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Real-life Mike McDermott Kinda Wishes He’d Stayed In Law School

July 21, 2017 |

“OK, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker who dropped out of law school to pursue poker, then you are the sucker.” – Rounders (Miramax), 1998

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