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BonusCodePoker | December 15, 2019.

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AboutBart Shirley, Author at BonusCodePoker

Bart Shirley

Bart Shirley

Bart Shirley is a poker enthusiast and writer.

Posts By Bart Shirley

Whining Poker Player On Bad Calls He Makes: “That’s Different”

November 29, 2019 |

A Houston poker player dubbed a “calling station” defends actions and refuses to apologize after complaining that his opponents never respect his raises.

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Book Review: No-Limit Hold’em For Advanced Players – For Tough Games By Matthew Janda, Or, Why I’m Too Stupid To Play Poker Anymore

November 4, 2019 |

I can’t even: A brutally honest personal review of Matthew Janda’s “No-Limit Hold’em For Advanced Players” and why I realize I might be too simple-minded to play poker in 2019.

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Mike Postle To Unveil Phone Carrier for Crotch-based Usage

October 24, 2019 |

Recognizing a huge void in the live streaming cheating market, Mike Postle is set to introduce the “Crotch Cradle” phone holder, which boasts effortless viewing of God-Mode software, minimizing stiff necks.

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Media Going Hossein With WSOP Champion Pun Opportunities

July 17, 2019 |

Hossein Ensan and the pun potential of his name are celebrated after poker media writers across the globe go Hossein in the membrane for the limitless headline opportunities.

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Norman Chad Actually Begins Whipping Himself On Camera

July 15, 2019 |

WSOP commentator Norman Chad has taken his trademark self deprecating humor to a new level to prove he is having the worse day out of everyone.

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Poker Player’s Highwire Act Ends In Disaster Due To Lack Of Training

June 25, 2019 |

A poker player who said “how hard can it be?” lays in a Las Vegas ICU after suffering injuries from a Bellagio fountain high wire stunt.

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Straight Fire: Quick! Stop Me Before I Win A Bracelet!

May 31, 2019 |

With 89 bracelets available at the 2019 WSOP, it’s now arguably easier than ever to win a gold bracelet, but should mediocre human beings like Bart Shirley ever have a realistic chance of winning one?

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Straight Fire With Bart Shirley: The WSOP Should Be A Shootout

May 17, 2019 |

A rant on why the WSOP Main Event should be a shootout event to ensure the world’s biggest poker event awards a true “world champion” and not a luckbox.

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Houston Police Chief Plans Raids On Boot Shops And Barbeque Restaurants In War On Texas Things

May 3, 2019 |

After raids on two Houston poker card clubs this week, Police Chief Art Acevedo hints that anything quintessentially Texan could be next on the chopping block.

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Pennsylvania Man Looking Forward To Losing Money At Home Now

April 26, 2019 |

With the launch of online poker in Pennsylvania less than three months away, a Levittown, PA player is already pondering the perks of this brave new world.

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