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Straight Fire With Bart Shirley: The WSOP Should Be A Shootout

Joe Krisberg May 17, 2019

A rant on why the WSOP Main Event should be a shootout event to ensure the world's biggest poker event awards a true "world champion" and not a luckbox.

Poker Pro Selling World Series Package At 1.4 Mark Up Sentenced To Life Without Parole

Keith Woernle May 12, 2019

The War on Markups escalated last week after a local court ruled that a Las Vegas poker player will die in prison after trying to get 1.4 on his 2019…

Houston Police Chief Plans Raids On Boot Shops And Barbeque Restaurants In War On Texas Things

Joe Krisberg May 3, 2019

After raids on two Houston poker card clubs this week, Police Chief Art Acevedo hints that anything quintessentially Texan could be next on the chopping block.

Man Who Finally Won First Tournament Unfortunately Only Won It On ClubWPT

Joe Krisberg May 2, 2019

A poker player who won a million during a tournament has his enthusiasm tempered after realizing the victory came while playing on ClubWPT.

Man excited for online poker launch in PA

Pennsylvania Man Looking Forward To Losing Money At Home Now

Joe Krisberg April 26, 2019

With the launch of online poker in Pennsylvania less than three months away, a Levittown, PA player is already pondering the perks of this brave new world.

If WSOP Moves, Where Will Poker Players Go To Get Mugged, Legionnaires’ Disease?

Joe Krisberg April 19, 2019

The world's top poker pros react to rumors of a possible move of the WSOP from the Rio, questioning where they will go for the character-building muggings and disease contractions.

Porn Stars vs Poker Players vs Pro Gamers

Joe Krisberg April 8, 2019

BonusCodePoker takes a look at the similarities between poker players, adult film stars, and professional gamers.

BonusCodePoker Snubbed By Global Poker Awards For 5th Straight Year!

Robert Ireland March 26, 2019

BonusCodePoker, the legendary poker satire site beloved by millions, has been rebuffed by the Global Poker Awards for the fifth straight year after receiving zero nominations for the illustrious award.

partypoker Goes All In, Changes Name To pokerstars

Joe Krisberg March 21, 2019

Wrestling with the best way to emulate PokerStars' heyday, partypoker has decided to forego the formalities and immediately rename the online poker room to "pokerstars."

Huck Seed Looking To Book Action On Climb Inspired By “Free Solo”

Joe Krisberg March 13, 2019

Inspired after watching Academy-Award winning "Free Solo," Huck Seed has decided to scale Yosemite’s El Capitan with nothing but a steely determination that comes from having absolutely nothing to live…

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