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Andrew Lichtenberger Tired Of Mom Asking When LuckyChewyPoker Will Launch

Keith Woernle September 23, 2019

In development since at least 2016, nobody is more eager about the launch of LuckyChewyPoker more than the mother of Andrew Lichtenberger.

ACR To Limit Bots To Only 4 Tables At Once

Joe Krisberg August 27, 2019

Poker players are outraged that Americas Cardroom's decision to limit bots to four tables at a time doesn't go far enough.

Homeless Man Passed Out On Beach Turns Out To Just Be Jason Mercier Taking A Nap

Joe Krisberg August 25, 2019

Jason Mercier was arrested this week after being mistaken for a sleeping homeless man on a beach in Miami while enjoying a day out with his family.

Some PokerStars Players Forced To Discover New Hobbies In Between Hands After Table Cap

Joe Krisberg August 23, 2019

PokerStars players are grappling with what to do with their free time in between hands in the wake of PokerStars reducing cash game table caps from 24 to 4.

Our Lord Jesus Christ Reminds Nick Marchington That He Would Also Like 10% Of His Winnings

Joe Krisberg August 5, 2019

Inspired by a recent WSOP staking dispute, The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is also mulling a lawsuit that would demand Nick Marchington also pay Him the 10% He says…

Cat Valdes Accidentally Seated In £1 Million Triton High Roller

Joe Krisberg August 1, 2019

Cat Valdes apparently thought she entered the $125 Venetian Nightly but instead was bought into the £1 Million Triton Poker event in London, 5200 miles away.

Media Going Hossein With WSOP Champion Pun Opportunities

Joe Krisberg July 17, 2019

Hossein Ensan and the pun potential of his name are celebrated after poker media writers across the globe go Hossein in the membrane for the limitless headline opportunities.