Phil Laak Diagnosed with Phil Laak’s Disease
LAS VEGAS — After years of deteriorating physical and mental health, Phil Laak has been formally diagnosed with Phil Laak’s Disease (PLD). The disease, known to affect roughly 1 in every 7.167 billion people, is characterized by symptoms like: Spastic mannerisms. Tangential, nonsequitur-ridden thought processes. Discordant speech patterns. Phil Laak’s case was particularly severe, forcing […]

