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Several Bots Accuse Real Humans Of Playing At Americas CardRoom

Keith Woernle December 11, 2018

Are there human beings playing on ACR? That's what many top poker bots are alleging with many concerned ACR is not taking the issue seriously.

“Oh, By the Way, the Cash-Out Curse Was Real,” Cackles A Smug Russ Hamilton While Smoking A Cigar With His Feet On His Desk

Joe Krisberg November 14, 2018

During a recent impromptu press conference, Russ Hamilton nonchalantly confirmed what many players had suspected all along -- that Ultimate Bet implemented a strict one-week cashout curse on players who…

Phil Ivey Nike Ad Campaign Drops

Joe Krisberg September 6, 2018

Taking advantage of buzz from Colin Kaepernick's recent Nike ad, Phil Ivey teams up with the footwear company for his own ad campaign.

Antonio Esfandiari’s Victory At WPT Burning Man Turns Out To Just Be A Really Intense Acid Trip Dream

Keith Woernle August 31, 2018

Antonio Esfandiari kinda sorta wins his third World Tour bracelet after little stinker Dan Bilzerian tricked The Magican into taking hallucinogenics

Men the Master Angleshooting Training Course

Men The Master Releases Angle Shooting Training Course

Keith Woernle August 17, 2018

Men "The Master" Nguyen parlays attention from latest scumbaggery at the felt into a new training course, "Angel Angle" which details how you too can be the biggest scammer at…

Vanessa Rousso Announces Poker Retirement A Mere 9 Years After Everyone Thought She Did

Joe Krisberg May 2, 2018

Vanessa Rousso becomes the latest Vanessa to retire from the world of poker, surprising virtually everyone who thought she retired during the Bush administration.

The Top 5 Worst Poker Players of All Time

Joe Krisberg April 24, 2018

BonusCodePoker salutes the often-forgotten and seldom appreciated Top 5 World Poker Players of all Time.

PokerStars Launches Quadruple Flop Drawmaha

PokerStars To Introduce Quadruple Flop Drawmaha

Joe Krisberg March 29, 2018

Fresh off the success from Split Hold'em, BonusCodePoker has exclusively learned PokerStars plans to release Quadruple Flop Drawmaha later this spring.

I Just Found Out Eskimo Clark Died And I’m Super Pissed About It

Joe Krisberg February 27, 2018

This morning we learned that 3-time WSOP bracelet winner and steadfast curmudgeon Eskimo Clark passed nearly three years ago and we couldn't be more beat up about it. What a…

Quoting Rounders Is Literally Only Skill Man Has

Keith Woernle October 2, 2017

A man who has been rejected for 350 jobs but has watched Rounders nearly 1000 times wonders why he hasn't been able to land a job.

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