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Daniel Negreanu Doug Polk Heads-Up Match

Doug Polk Requesting Daniel Negreanu Wear Blindfold, Earplugs For Upcoming Heads Up Match

Joe Krisberg October 12, 2020

Days after requesting prefop hand charts for his heads-up match with Daniel Negreanu, Polk makes an unusual request - blindfolds and ear plugs for Negreanu.

Galfond Investigation Concludes “Mike Postle Is The Greatest Player Of All-Time”

Robert Ireland September 29, 2020

Following an in-depth analysis of hand histories, Phil Galfond's verdict is in: Mike Postle is simply the greatest poker player ever.

2020 WSOP Main Event Winner Is… Um..

Joe Krisberg September 11, 2020

The 2020 World Series of Poker is over, and we're not exactly sure what just happened.

Daniel Negreanu And Doug Polk To Settle Feud Once And For All With Pistols At Dawn

Joe Krisberg August 26, 2020

“Wild” Doug Polk developed his marksmanship in his backyard while open-seated at high-stakes heads-up no-limit hold’em tables.

Chicago Bulls Sign Mike McDonald To 5-Year, 65 Million Dollar Contract

Joe Krisberg August 21, 2020

"Playing pro basketball has always been a dream of mine ever since this afternoon when I found out I would be playing pro basketball."

GGPoker Main Event First Prize Set To Award Your Buy-in Back & Permanent Site Ban

Joe Krisberg August 17, 2020

Self-appointed security expert Fedor Holz assures us they are "following their internal security protocol."

Hellmuth Offers To Mediate Negreanu-Polk Spat

Joe Krisberg July 31, 2020

Will Phil Hellmuth and his Zen-like presence be enough to successfully mediate the ongoing feud between Daniel Negreanu and Doug Polk?

Matusow Suffers the Worst Slowroll Ever, Thank God

Craig Klinski July 21, 2020

According to Mike Matusow, he recently suffered one of the worse slowrolls in the history of the World Series of Poker. We are sorry for your loss, Mike.

New WSOP.com Customer Service Number Just Says “Deal With It” And Hangs Up

Joe Krisberg July 7, 2020

In an effort to address a totally predictable increase in phone calls for the WSOP Online Series this summer, WSOP.com has decided to just automatically hang up on you.

Phil Hellmuth To Dress Up As Roman Emperor For Walk From Bedroom To Computer Chair

Joe Krisberg June 26, 2020

Have no fear -- Phil Hellmuth is still set to stage a grand entrance for the 2020 WSOP Online Series this summer.

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