Keith Woernle - Writer

Five More Atlantic City Casinos Suing Phil Ivey Because “It Just Sorta Seems Like Fun”

Keith Woernle October 5, 2018

Phil Ivey lawsuits pile up as casinos across the globe realize that Phil Ivey runs terrible at winning lawsuits filed against him.

New PokerGo Show Is Nothing But Clips Of Phil Ivey Turning Down Interview Requests

Keith Woernle September 19, 2018

In "Maybe Next Time," PokerGo's newest poker reality show, poker fans get to experience the exciting world of Phil Ivey declining an interview request.

Antonio Esfandiari’s Victory At WPT Burning Man Turns Out To Just Be A Really Intense Acid Trip Dream

Keith Woernle August 31, 2018

Antonio Esfandiari kinda sorta wins his third World Tour bracelet after little stinker Dan Bilzerian tricked The Magican into taking hallucinogenics

PokerStars Awards Platinum Pass For ‘Any Information That Leads To The Swift And Fiery Justice Of DDoS Hackers”

Keith Woernle August 28, 2018

PokerStars is giving away one final Platinum Pass, this time for the apprehension and/or elimination of the bastard who brought the poker room to a screeching halt from recent DDoS…

Man Woken From 10-Year Coma Asks How His Favorite Players Clonie Gowen, Erick Lindgren, And Howard Lederer Are Doing

Keith Woernle August 20, 2018

The family of a Full Tilt Poker super-fan that recently emerged from a decade-long coma are struggling with how to explain the fate of the poker room that gave immeasurable…

Men the Master Angleshooting Training Course

Men The Master Releases Angle Shooting Training Course

Keith Woernle August 17, 2018

Men "The Master" Nguyen parlays attention from latest scumbaggery at the felt into a new training course, "Angel Angle" which details how you too can be the biggest scammer at…

Men “The Master” Nguyen Enters Tournament With Half The Chips In Play

Keith Woernle August 3, 2018

Men "The Master" Nguyen lives up to him namesake after putting on a clinic on his way to accumulating 33 million of the 28 million chips in play during the…

Phil Hellmuth Wants Piece Of S#t At The Table To Know How F#%ing Positive He Is

Keith Woernle July 13, 2018

Staying true to the theme of his latest book, Positivity, Phil Hellmuth calls player the worst player on the planet in the most positive way possible.

Chris Hemsworth Shows Up to Ant Man and the Wasp Premier as Phil Hellmuth

Chris Hemsworth Wears Phil Hellmuth Costume To Movie Premier

Keith Woernle July 9, 2018

Chris Hemsworth, the charismatic star of the iconic Thor character, turned heads at the premier of Ant-Man and the Wasp after making his grand entrance dressed as Phil Hellmuth.

Pearl Jam Outside the Rio Entrance at the WSOP

Steve Albini’s Bracelet Win Ignites Poker Boom In The Much-Desired Demographic Of Mildly Familiar Punk Rock Bass Players/Record Producers

Keith Woernle June 19, 2018

Musician and Nirvana producer Steve Albini's bracelet win at the WSOP $1,500 7 Card Stud event has spontaneously ignited a new poker boom comprising of record producers, bass players and…