Cryptocurrency Online Poker Rooms Generate 25 Million Coins Of Revenue In October, Which Is A Lot? Not A Lot? Maybe Nothing?

Crypto poker rooms recently generated their 25 millionth monthly coin and the 11 poker players frequenting the tables across the net couldn't be happier.


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Five More Atlantic City Casinos Suing Phil Ivey Because “It Just Sorta Seems Like Fun”

Phil Ivey lawsuits pile up as casinos across the globe realize that Phil Ivey runs terrible at winning lawsuits filed against him.


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New PokerGo Show Is Nothing But Clips Of Phil Ivey Turning Down Interview Requests

In "Maybe Next Time," PokerGo's newest poker reality show, poker fans get to experience the exciting world of Phil Ivey declining an interview request.


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Antonio Esfandiari’s Victory At WPT Burning Man Turns Out To Just Be A Really Intense Acid Trip Dream

Antonio Esfandiari kinda sorta wins his third World Tour bracelet after little stinker Dan Bilzerian tricked The Magican into taking hallucinogenics


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PokerStars Awards Platinum Pass For ‘Any Information That Leads To The Swift And Fiery Justice Of DDoS Hackers”

PokerStars is giving away one final Platinum Pass, this time for the apprehension and/or elimination of the bastard who brought the poker room to a screeching halt from recent…


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Man Woken From 10-Year Coma Asks How His Favorite Players Clonie Gowen, Erick Lindgren, And Howard Lederer Are Doing

The family of a Full Tilt Poker super-fan that recently emerged from a decade-long coma are struggling with how to explain the fate of the poker room that gave immeasurable…


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Men The Master Releases Angle Shooting Training Course

Men "The Master" Nguyen parlays attention from latest scumbaggery at the felt into a new training course, "Angel Angle" which details how you too can be the biggest scammer at…


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Local Player Still Complaining About Bad Beat From 2007

An exclusive BCP report on a Houston, TX man and his continued struggle to come to terms with a bad beat he received during a January 2007 Tunica tournament.


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Men “The Master” Nguyen Enters Tournament With Half The Chips In Play

Men "The Master" Nguyen lives up to him namesake after putting on a clinic on his way to accumulating 33 million of the 28 million chips in play during the first day of a recent…


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Phil Hellmuth Wants Piece Of S*#t At The Table To Know How F#*%ing Positive He Is

Staying true to the theme of his latest book, Positivity, Phil Hellmuth calls player the worst player on the planet in the most positive way possible.


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