Category: Parody Poker News

A Reno, NV poker player is shocking opponents with his remarkable ability to know what players had after the showdown. Scientists have yet to discover his secrets.

Iodine, not bad beats is becoming the number one concern of live poker players with players increasingly unsettled over fears of widespread use, including by none other than Fedor Holz.

Poor etiquette and manners at live poker tables could be a thing of the past as the World Series of Poker will begin mandating etiquette training for all bracelet winners [...]

Alex Goulder's Poker Pie Solver is a poker game changer that's quickly revolutionizing how we play online poker. Promised to optimize post-flop play forever, PPS is now available at most [...]

A 89 year old West Virginia poker player was recently observed pretending to comprehend reverse implied odds while two nearby whippersnappers discussed strategy at a local 1/2 game.

Todd Brunson is among a growing list of pros becoming increasingly worried over a loose-passive Las Vegas regular who suddenly plays world class poker when drunk.

Contrary to initial reports, a naked man recently seen at the Bellagio has been identified as a T-1200 sent back from the year 2049 to destroy a Holz/Polk/Cates alliance to [...]

Local tournament director Neil Anderson calls idol Matt Savage the "Jesus Christ" of tournament directors but remains too nervous to ask Savage for his autograph.

In a stunning announcement, renowned poker bot Libratus has declared itself poker "Sim of the Year" after millions of hours of computation. Congrats, Libratus.

Poker dealers -- and most human beings in general -- are celebrating zero-time bracelet winner Allen Kessler coming up short in his bid to win his first WSOP bracelet.