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PokerStars Launches Quadruple Flop Drawmaha

PokerStars To Introduce Quadruple Flop Drawmaha

Joe Krisberg March 29, 2018

Fresh off the success from Split Hold'em, BonusCodePoker has exclusively learned PokerStars plans to release Quadruple Flop Drawmaha later this spring.

Two brothers hope to claim on Bill Perkins prop bet

Not Fair! These Two Brothers Have Been The Same Weight For Years But Bill Perkins Hasn’t Given Them A Dime!

Keith Woernle March 28, 2018

Bill Perkins has reportedly refused to pay two brothers inspired by Jaime and Matt Staples after they demanded to be compensated for weighing the same for 14 years.

I Just Found Out Eskimo Clark Died And I’m Super Pissed About It

Joe Krisberg February 27, 2018

This morning we learned that 3-time WSOP bracelet winner and steadfast curmudgeon Eskimo Clark passed nearly three years ago and we couldn't be more beat up about it. What a…

All poker players are luckboxes - confirmed

Study Confirms All Poker Pros Are A Bunch Of Luckboxes

Joe Krisberg February 21, 2018

Poker dealers and losing poker players feel vindicated after a recent study confirmed what many knew all along - all poker pros are just a bunch of luck boxes.

Mike Leah faces life in jail after clopping allegations

Several 2nd Place Finishers Come Forward With Chip-Dumping Allegations Against Mike Leah, Hashtag #IChoppedtoo Trends

Keith Woernle February 15, 2018

In mere hours, Mike Leah's win at WPT Fallsview quickly turned from glory into a national disgrace after the poker pro was accused of "buying" a title. In the fallout,…

Listless, Slack-Jawed T.J. Cloutier Staring Helplessly At PioSolver Software

Keith Woernle February 14, 2018

Defying overwhelming odds, seventy-eight year old T.J. Cloutier has gone from successful old-school pro without a computer to the latest master of GTO, which he has recently parlayed into an…

Losing Poker Player About To Become Losing Crypto Trader

Keith Woernle January 23, 2018

A Lansing Michigan man who has been struggling as a professional poker player has been energized by a $11 profit trading cryptocurrencies, leading some industry observers to speculate he may…

Kevin Hart Named Official Card Protector Of 2018 WSOP

Joe Krisberg January 19, 2018

Comedian and PokerStars Team Pro Kevin Hart continues to make his impressive mark on the game of poker after it was announced that he will skip out on playing the…

After Departure Of Team Pros, Victor Ramdin Actively Avoiding PokerStars Phone Calls

Joe Krisberg January 11, 2018

In the wake of departures from PokerStars pros Vanessa Selbst, Jason Mercier and Felipe Ramos, fellow pro Victor Ramdin has decided to lay low for awhile, no longer answering phone…

Vanessa Selbst Retirement may be short lived

After Sobering, Vanessa Selbst Tries To Reneg On Retirement Announcement

Joe Krisberg January 3, 2018

Close friends of Vanessa have told BCP on the condition of anonymity that the #1 female player of all-time was overheard in the bathroom the morning after her New Year's…

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