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Opponent At The Table Knew That’s What You Had

Keith Woernle December 29, 2017

A Reno, NV poker player is shocking opponents with his remarkable ability to know what players had after the showdown. Scientists have yet to discover his secrets.

Are “Glow in the Dark” Poker Players A Threat To Live Games?

David Huber December 4, 2017

Iodine, not bad beats is becoming the number one concern of live poker players with players increasingly unsettled over fears of widespread use, including by none other than Fedor Holz.

WSOP To Require All Bracelet Winners Attend Etiquette Training

Joe Krisberg November 29, 2017

Poor etiquette and manners at live poker tables could be a thing of the past as the World Series of Poker will begin mandating etiquette training for all bracelet winners…

Poker Pie Solver to change online poker forever

DIY Poker “Pie Solver” Goes Online

David Huber November 27, 2017

Alex Goulder's Poker Pie Solver is a poker game changer that's quickly revolutionizing how we play online poker. Promised to optimize post-flop play forever, PPS is now available at most…

Seat 5 Just Gonna Keep On Pretending To Understand Reverse Implied Odds

Keith Woernle November 21, 2017

A 89 year old West Virginia poker player was recently observed pretending to comprehend reverse implied odds while two nearby whippersnappers discussed strategy at a local 1/2 game.

Poker Player Displays World-Class Skills While Drunk

Joe Krisberg November 20, 2017

Todd Brunson is among a growing list of pros becoming increasingly worried over a loose-passive Las Vegas regular who suddenly plays world class poker when drunk.

Naked guy at Bellagio a T-1200 from the future

Naked Man In Bellagio Actually Terminator Sent Back From 2049

Keith Woernle November 16, 2017

Contrary to initial reports, a naked man recently seen at the Bellagio has been identified as a T-1200 sent back from the year 2049 to destroy a Holz/Polk/Cates alliance to…

Local Tournament Director Daydreams Of One Day Getting Matt Savage Autograph

Joe Krisberg November 14, 2017

Local tournament director Neil Anderson calls idol Matt Savage the "Jesus Christ" of tournament directors but remains too nervous to ask Savage for his autograph.

Libratus Poker Names Self Poker Bot of the Year

Libratus Names Self Heads-Up Poker “Sim Of The Year”

David Huber November 13, 2017

In a stunning announcement, renowned poker bot Libratus has declared itself poker "Sim of the Year" after millions of hours of computation. Congrats, Libratus.

Allen Kessler Fails To Win WSOP Bracelet, Poker Room Employees Breathe Sigh Of Relief

Joe Krisberg October 31, 2017

Poker dealers -- and most human beings in general -- are celebrating zero-time bracelet winner Allen Kessler coming up short in his bid to win his first WSOP bracelet.

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